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Friday 8th January

Hello my wintry reader! Welcome to the BIG final blog of the week...Well, there's nothing really big about it but hey, we won't go there! So the weekend starts now and I think this week has been a really good one because of the snow making a lot of you stay at home instead going to Work/College/School. You never know, next week could be the same! MORE snow coming on the weekend so watch out!

Some bad news is out today for you beer lovers! Beer is going up 10p a pint from February 1st. Now my favourite drink is Guinness and the 10p extra on to a pint means that it will cost just over £3!! I think I will be staying at home more when February comes. If you are a cider drinker, don't worry because thats only going up by 5p...Oh darn, does that mean I need to come a cider drinker!! YUCK! No thank you!!!

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to still in a fridge-freezer? Well it would have felt like you was last night because news is out today saying it was colder than a fridge-freezer outside last night. Some parts of the Uk went down to minus 20! It was a good job I stayed last night, sitting by the fire!

Also, "Where does water come from?", "why is the sky blue?" and "what is infinity?" are among the questions that parents struggle to answer for their children. If you haven't asked your parents those questions yet, DON'T!! Oh, hang on a sec...

...Ok...Sorry, I just needed to ask my mum and dad some questions... Another query that has tripped up mothers and fathers for generations is, "where do babies come from?". Ooooh crap, I forgot to ask my parents....Where do....Ah...Whats for tea...
...Ok, now thats sorted...They would shut up, they were talking about some shop called "Ann Summers"!! What's all that about??? Basic questions from children about the planet, outer space and the human body leave most parents unable to give a correct answer, according to a survey of 2,500 parents.

It also reveals some of the strategies and concocted stories parents use to tackle tough questions.

...So becareful what you ask your parents!!

Thats this weeks blog done and I will be back typing on Monday! Have a nice weekend and keep warm! x

Monday 11th January

Hello Monday people! I know it is the day we all hate but hey...It will soon be over! Hope you are making the most of the snow...There is still more to come before the temperatures go up a touch!

Now...Hundreds of New Yorkers have been riding the city's subway trains in their underwear. They stripped down to their undies on Sunday for the ninth annual No Pants Subway Ride.

The idea is to act like nothing unusual is going on.

Participants met up at six locations throughout the city. They formed groups and dispersed to subway stations to catch trains. Once inside the subway cars, they began calmly removing their pants and folding them up. Most people read magazines or chatted with their companions like any other straphanger.
The event started in 2002 with just seven people. It has spread to other cities. I bet some men loved the journey to work that day!! I bet their things could have pushed the train...If you get what I mean...

...And...

A 29-year-old woman was arrested after allegedly using a stun gun on a woman who tried to hug her on Christmas night. Deborah Downing has been jailed $15,510 bond. She was charged with aggravated battery, petty theft and violation of pretrial release. It's unclear if she already has an attorney. Merry Christmas to you hey...

Tuesday 12th January

Helloooooo! Welcome to an snowy white day for some parts of the UK...I hope you haven't slipped over yet! My mum went out last night with my dad and when they was on their way home, my mum slipped over on some slush and now she has a blue-ish hand. I don't really know if it really was the snow or was it the DRINK!! I don't know what to think...

A curry house diner was amazed after spotting what appears to be face of Jesus on a naan bread. David Howlett, 34, was about to tuck into a rogan josh at India Dining, in Esher, Surrey, when he saw Christ's facial features - complete with beard and flowing hair - in the blackened patches. Now I don't really know what to say because he keeps appearing everywhere now a days...I few weeks ago, a woman saw his face on her iron and now someone has seen his face in some Naan bread! I thought Jesus lived up in the sky with the birds and some other people...

Mr Howlett said: ''My wife and I were about to tuck into our food when I spotted Jesus looking right back at me. ''Needless to say I chose not to take a bite, and photograph it instead.'' Taking pictures of food...How interesting...

Now men, are you finding it hard to find a woman that is just right? Well don't worry because The world’s first commercially available robot girlfriend has been unveiled, boasting artificial intelligence capabilities that allow it to hold 'conversations' with its owner. You could even take it to the pub with you! People might laugh but who cares! Roxxxy, the life-sized, anatomically correct android, comes with artificial intelligence, an articulated skeleton and flesh-like synthetic skin.


‘She can’t vacuum, she can’t cook but she can do almost anything else, if you know what I mean,’ said creator Douglas Hines, of manufacturers TrueCompanion. Despite her articulated limbs, another thing she can't do is walk or move her limbs by herself. Sounds hard work?? Well don't worry, you'll get your money's worth in the bedroom with it! Roxxxy also comes with five personalities – Wild Wendy is outgoing and adventurous, while Frigid Farrah is reserved and shy. Owners can also customise her features including skin colour, hair colour and breast size, as well as modifying her personality and topics of conversation to match their interests.

Roxxxy is linked wirelessly to the internet, enabling her to email her owner and receive software updates, and allowing the owner to share customised personalities with other users.

Versions of Roxxxy are priced up to £5,600, depending on features. There’s also good news for lonely women – a male sex robot named Rocky is in development.

Hmmmmm...I think I prefer the real GF...She makes life much easier and I don't have to move her legs to make her walk...

Wednesday 13th January

Hello my frozen snow monkey's! I can't believe it is Wednesday already...God these weeks are going fast. Today is another white day for meny today...Is anyone getting feed up with the stuff now??? Well be prepered because according to news out yesterday - Experts are saying to forget about Global warming and get ready for another ice age...The summers are going to be cold, and the winters are going to be EVEN colder bring more snow!


Having a big bottom is good for you, say experts.
Fat around the backside and thighs cuts the effect of proteins called cytokines which cause inflammation and illness.

That lessens the risk of heart disease or diabetes.

Girls benefit most as male testosterone suppresses thigh fat storage. Now scientists may consider ways to deliberately increase levels of the so-called "gluteofemoral" fat to stave off illness. My advice is start sticking on some more weight around that area...I think I will keep as I am!

Teenagers have been warned they are becoming unemployable because they use a vocabulary of just 800 words. The limited linguistic range also consists of mant make up words and "teenspeak" which has developed through modern communication methods such as texting and social networkings sites. Experts say urgent action is required to prevent children failing to find jobs because they are unable to communicate.

Now the cold spell is here! Personally I don't think it is a great time to start thinking about buying a beach hut BUT more than 20 people have queued in sub-zero temperatures to claim a beach hut for the summer...BUT ARE WE GOING TO GET A SUMMER THIS YEAR!?

That's it for today! If you have any snow today, get outside and make the most of it!!

Thursday 14th January

Hello my Thursday friends! Welcome to today's addition of the daily blog. Now, does anyone else think that these days and weeks are going so fast...? I'm not complaining. I love it!! So only one more working day until the weekend...YAY! Today is "Cupcakes and Ale Day" so I hope you eat loads of cupcakes tonight and drink loads of Ale. PLEASE NOTE, I AM NOT PROMOTING DRINKING TOO MUCH HERE! It is also National Dress Your Pet Day...So put a baseball cap on your dog's head then! And the 14th January is traditionally the wettest day of the year...Well I haven't seen any rain today...All I have seen is people snowball fighting and a half naked woman walking through Birmingham!!

Refuse bosses in Germany have been criticised for trying to promote recycling - with a calendar of scantily clad models. I think that a naked woman would make some men do their recycling...I know it will make me recycle more...However, they could have made the calender out of some recyclable paper...Is this why they have been criticised because I don't really know how naked woman would effect people...

All of the girls are wearing or posing by recycled rubbish to illustrate how household and industrial junk can be turned into something useful.

"Recycling is hip, attractive and sexy and people need to see that," said a spokesman for the calendar's publishers. But critics say the sexy calendar just makes the whole industry look trashy.
"This is serious work to try to save the planet not some seedy men's magazine," said one. I don't think this person knows what they are talking about...


Jedward are teaming up with Vinilla Ice for their first single. Its gonna be a new version of 'Ice Ice Baby' believe it or not. Sorry boys, but I don't think I'll be playing that song on the radio any time soon! Apparently Vanilla Ice called the pair after he saw them on the X-Factor...I don't think he was wearing his glasses or had his hearing-aid in! The twins are flying out to Los Angeles next week to lay down the track.

The much loved Simpsons launched on Sky TV 20 years ago today. I thought I would leave you today with that little fact. I bet you'll go and tell someone that now won't you!

Friday 15th January

Well hello!! Its FRIDAY!!! At last! We can all just relax now and wind down unless you are a radio presenter and a DJ like me. The rain is back!! Thank bloody god for that because I am starting to get annoyed and bored of the snow...People are talking about it all the time and kids keep throwing snowballs at everyone! But the rain has brought this slushy stuff which is ANNOYING!!

January the 4th was when we all went back to work...Now you would have thought that was the most stressful day...Well think again my friend because the most depressing day is still to come!! This post is like a warning by the way, so you can get ready for it! January 18 - next Monday - is the most miserable day of the year according to psychologist Cliff Arnall!! So on Monday, just don't bother going into work otherwise it will be a nightmere!! I AM WARNING YOU!! This STORY IS VERY TRUE!! Coined as Blue Monday, the 24 hour period is thought to be the worst when taking into account six different factors, reports the S.A.D Lightbox Company. Monday will be the most stressful day because...Of the weather conditions, debt level, the time since Christmas, the time since failing to keep our New Year's Resolutions low motivation levels and the pressure to take action. BECAREFUL!

Officers from Thames Valley Police have been reprimanded for sledging down a snowy hill on their riot shields. The footage of the policemen in high-visibility jackets was captured by Rick Latham, 50, and later posted on YouTube! SKIVERS! SKIVERS!! Mind you, there is a video of me sledging on YouTube but I won't go there and us radio presenters are VERY different to Police officers! We are public broadcasters and they are people who keep patrol and do other things...Like...Drinking Coffee?? Now you NEVER see me doing that because I hate coffee but I love a good CUP OF TEA!!

News is out saying that STRESS can cause cancer...My advice to you is not to stress!! That is true by the way, so please TAKE NOTE!

Sunday is "National Nothing Day" - So I don't really know what you are meant to do tomorrow...ANYONE? I think staying in bed all day is a GREAT IDEA...Who thought of that?! I wonder...

That's it for me this week! Don't forget, if you want to keep update with what I am doing thing this weekend, just follow me on TWITTER! http://www.twitter.com/ThinCasey12 - You follow me and I'll follow you! I am kind like that! Have a nice weekend and keep out the rain...It will get heavy at times! x

Monday 18th January

Hello! This is the daily show blog! Hope you all had a nice weekend! Now its back to work again...Don't you just love Monday's! Apparently today is the stressful day of the year because of the weather conditions, debt level, the time since Christmas, the time since failing to keep our New Year's Resolutions low motivation levels and the pressure to take action. So I hope your not stressed and feed up...If you are, well just take it out on the wall or something!

THE traditional family dinner time is becoming a thing of the past due to busy modern ­lifestyles. Families eat their evening meal later than ever, with many not sitting down together. Ten years ago, the average mother served up dinner at 5.46pm, with four in every five ­families always eating together.

But today, dinner time has been pushed back to 6.22pm, and we are more likely to eat alone, with more than a quarter saying they never eat as a family. Instead, 27 per cent have their meal once the children have gone to bed, while more than a third say everyone eats at different times, according to a new study. Ok, I'll admit it! I don't sit down with my family and eat my dinner because I'm busy doing stuff for the show and I don't watching the stuff they are watching on TV. So, I go up to my room and eat my dinner so I can watch whatever I want on TV...TV comes first in my world sorry!

Selfridges has announced the sale of an Iberico ham for £1,800. The 7kg leg is on sale at the food hall at the chain's flagship Oxford Street store, BBC News reports. Who the hell would spend that much on ham when you can just pop to ASDA and get some £1.99 ham which is just as good! God!! There is a credit crunch you know!!

Selfridges fresh food buyer Andrew Cavanna said: "Connoisseurs will appreciate the melt-in-the-mouth texture of this truly amazing Spanish ham. The leg may seem to have a large price tag but when you think about the amount of care taken from breeding right through to the curing, it is actually amazing value." Ok, I must say I am getting a bit hungry now but £1,800 is a bit expensive and I bet a lot will be wasted!

Traffic mayhem decended on central Moscow last night after a pornographic film was reportedly screened on a giant advertising board. Amazed motorists in the vicinty of the Kremlin stopped in their tracks to stare at the naked, writhing bodies being shown, according to RIA. Oooooh...I wonder what I would have done if I saw that while in the car...
The Screen owner Viktor Laptev blamed hackers for breaking into the system and playing the porn. "They were either acting out of hooliganism or were from a rival company," he said. You sure it was hackers or didn't you want some different on the board to keep drivers entertained!?

Tuesday 19th January

Hello you and welcome to Tuesday...This week is going smoothly, roll on the weekend and then we can just stick our feet up!

Now, a CAT who became a local celebrity for getting himself out and about by bus has been killed by a hit-and-run driver. Casper the cat was hit as he tried to board his regular No3 bus. He joined the queue in his home city of Plymouth at 10am every day for four years, hopping on board when it pulled up. He would curl up on the rear seat for its 11-mile route, arriving back at the stop an hour later. His owner, care worker Susan Finden, 65, said the driver had failed to stop. She added: “Many people knew Casper. He enjoyed the journeys and was a much-loved pet with so much character.” I am feeling very upset now...I just had a flash back because a few weeks ago, I remember seeing this cat on TV hoping onto the bus!! Why can't drivers just SLOW DOWN!! I think people who drive fast should never be able to drive! I hope this person who killed this cat goes to jail for life...Poor cat! RIP x

Football can be a dangerous sport...Not just for the players but for the people watching too because Robbie Savage was left bleeding after being hit in the face with a football while commentating. The notoriously combative Derby midfielder was commentating on Sunday's Premier League match between Aston Villa and West Ham when he was struck by Stiliyan Petrov's clearance. Co-commentator Darren Fletcher said on air: "That's actually hit Robbie Savage. Fantastic! That's absolutely fantastic." So just be aware of that next time you go and watch your favourite team play! My advice is to sit near the back of the stand.

Animals can be stupid things when they decided they want a new home because an escaped wallaby has been captured after causing disruption on the M55. Traffic on the major road was slowed to 30mph after the pet marsupial escaped its home and made its way towards the motorway via a slip road. If I was an animal and I wanted a new home, I wouldn't go the road route, I would go another way where no-one will see! Animals need to think more! A bit like me then! Also I have been stopped in traffic from Cows trying to cross the road but never a Wallaby!

Wednesday 20th January

Hello everyone! The snow has made a return to some parts of the UK! I don't like it and I want it to go away NOW! I hate the snow! I keep getting wet feet and I feel like I'm going to slip over when walking around town! All I can say is roll on Summer!! When does Summer time Start?

A bread maker has been fined after a woman discovered part of an oven glove baked into her slice of bread - and she didn't even notice it until she began eating it. Herefordshire-based Hovis makers Premier Foods were fined £750 after the woman in Northern Ireland discovered the hairy white bread. She had toasted a slice, and had begun to eat it, when she noticed the material. The packet turned out to be full of shreds of the hessian-type cloth. Premier Foods was prosecuted for selling food 'to the purchaser's prejudice' at Omagh Magistrates' Court, in County Tyrone. So next time you want a slice of bread, make sure you check there is nothing else in it! Surely the woman must have noticed of it before she stuck in her mouth or did she wonder what it tasted like...

An American man is facing charges after he allegedly sprayed a crowd of protestors and a police officer with fox urine. Why the hell was the man carrying a bottle of fox urine??? Maybe he was using it as aftershave...Or maybe not! The crowd were protesting outside The Front Room restaurant in Portland, Maine, over the restaurant's alleged violations of labour law - the restaurant owner is currently facing a lawsuit claiming he has violated regulations on wages and working hours. I bet the protesters and the police officer had a funny taste in their mouth after...Just sayin'!

Thursday 21st January

Afternoon Readers! Believe it or not, it is Thursday...Where has this week gone? Seriously! Just think that Thursday 21st January will never come around again...Now thats a scary thing...Anyway, soon will be the weekend and I do have to do a disco for the first time in a while...YAY! I can have an early night! If you haven't of guessed, I like my bed!

Today is a special day...It is National "Celebrities Are Boring Day" and National Hugging Day...Very random hey! A driver was sent speeding tickets twice after parking in front of a camera because police officers failed to notice his vehicle was stationary, it has emerged...A bit of advice, don't park in front of speed cameras because you may get booked! Jeff Buck parks in front of the camera outside his home on Watnall Road, Nottingham, because he does not have a drive or a garage. But he has been sent two speeding fines by Nottinghamshire Police. Arggg! Don't you just hate speed cameras!! The mix-ups happened because officers failed to spot his car was parked as another vehicle triggered the camera by breaking the 30mph speed limit.
Police have apologised to 55-year-old Mr Buck after he successfully contested the fines. So DON'T PARK IN FRONT OF SPEED CAMERAS!!!

Now woman, if you love shoes and eating Chocolate, this is for you!! A confectioner has created every woman's ultimate fantasy – designer shoes and handbags made from chocolate. But you'll have to make sure you don't wear them during a heatwave or you'll be licking your feet all the time and you'll have to make sure you don't step in dog poo!! Frances Cooley, a cake maker, launched the range after discovering a vintage chocolate shoe mould in Belgium.

She has developed a collection of individual shoes – including zebra stripes and polka dot versions – which she makes by hand in her own kitchen. Now Mrs Cooley, 47, who runs Clifton Cakes in Bristol, can barely keep up with demand despite the £21 price tag. She said: ''People are wowed about them because it's the perfect gift for a woman – chocolate and stiletto shoes put together.

If you own a toilet...Well we all do, but this is for you! Britons' lavatory habits have not improved since the time of Thomas Crapper as bulky rubbish including wedding rings and false teeth are flushed away, a consumer group has said. The Consumer Council for Water urged people to be more careful about what they put down the lavatory, ahead of the centenary of the death of Mr Crapper, the pioneering plumber, on January 27. REMEMBER: Only poo and wee should do down the loo and maybe a bit of sick now and then...Becareful with what you flush down! You should ALWAYS check wants in the toilet before you flush...OK, maybe thats not a good idea but hey! Always keep a peg in the toilet...

It said sewerage workers often find valuables such as jewellery or credit cards have been lost down the lavatory, and refuse including face wipes, condoms, razor blades, tampons and nappies which should be put in a bin.

Fatties unable to squeeze into a single plane seat will be told to book a second one or risk being left on the tarmac...These are the new rules that are out across the channel. Air France yesterday say fat flyers posed a serious safety hazard to other passengers...What?! Do you think their extra weight will make a plane come down...? SERIOUSLY, What is happening to this world! Also these fatties could cause huge discomfort!

So if you do carry a few pounds and you want to go somewhere over seas, make sure you book two seats or take a boat...That would save time and money!