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Friday 5th February

Happy Friday!! The weekend is here!! God this week has just flown by and I love it when it does that! Today is not just Friday, it is "National Weatherperson's Pubs Day" and "National Chocolate Fondue Day"! Just so you know, I am not the one that sits here and makes up these days! I guess its someone in an office 10,000 milles away!

Anyway, now to the important stuff...WOULD YOU JUST LOVE SOMETHING THAT TELLS YOU WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO DIE? Well you can now because there is a cat with an uncanny ability to detect when nursing home patients are about to die has been right in around 50 cases, according to a new book. Oscar, which lives at the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Centre in Providence, Rhode Island, curls up with patients in their final hours. So if you are in this home and the cats starts sleeping on you, that means you only have a few hours to live! This cat knows when SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE! Dr David Dosa, a geriatrician and assistant professor at Brown University, says that five years of records showed Oscar rarely getting it wrong!!

Sometimes he even proved medical staff wrong in their predictions over which patients were close to death. The tortoiseshell and white cat, now five and generally unsociable, rarely spends any time with patients except those with just hours to live. So if you are feeling un-well, just keep your eye out for this CAT!!

That is it for another week! It is now time for me to climb back into my nest until Monday!

Monday 8th February

Hello my Monday Readers! Welcome to a new week! I hope your Monday has gone OK! Its been a fun Monday for me because it has gone FAST! Believe it or not, but tomorrow will be Tuesday...WOW I'm good! Anyway, this week is special because it is "National Marriage Week" - This week is the week when to propose to your partner! Go on! Do it! Before you loose the ring!!

IF YOU OWN A CAT, YOU ARE CLEVER THAN SOMEONE WHO OWNS A DOG! Cat owners are more likely to have university degrees than people who have dogs, according to a new scientific survey of pet ownership. Wow, I own a cat! Woohoo! Researchers at the University of Bristol say the superior intelligence of cat owners is unlikely to be caused by their exposure to their pets...WOW! I bet you didn't know that! See, you can learn a lot for these ramblings! Rather, more educated people tend to work longer hours and choose a pet to fit their lifestyles. Unlike dogs, cats require no walking and can manage with little human company.

Also, I'm sorry Dog owners here but CATS are more intelligent than dogs because cats can go outside just by using a cat flap, they know when someone is going to die (Back to the story from last week). Also they can use litter trays...Oh they can do much more. So it looks like that the intelligence from cats spreads in the air! Wow, does this mean I am INTELLIGENT??? Don't you DARE answer that question! Thanks.

That's it for today! I bet you have learn a lot from today daily ramblings! Where would you be without me???? Don't answer that question either!

Tuesday 9th February

Greetings! Welcome to my world! Today is Tuesday and today is "Toothache day" I have no idea why it is...Anyway, today has been another cold day and I think I have come down with something because I have got a really sore throat and I can't eat much because of it and I can feel a cold coming!! Grrrr! Bloody weather! If someone can invent a blue tablet that makes things go up, why can't someone invent a tablet to stop colds!! Anyway, thats enough of my moaning!

Snowmen can be very dangerous things...No seriously, they can be!

...Because a 3-year-old was saved by his parents after a 10ft snowman collapsed on him during a skiing holiday. Louis Vindal-Nisbett, from Chorleywood, Hertfordshire, stopped breathing during the incident at the Leutasch resort in Tyrol. Snowmen can kill so becareful when you are around them! His father Yves Vindal, 31, said: "There was a loud crack and then my son vanished under a mass of snow and ice. I ran over straight away and my only thought was to get Louis out as soon as possible. But the snow was like concrete. I was ripping and tearing at the snow and my hands were bleeding but I didn't care. It was like he was trapped in cement - it was only when others rushed over to help that we managed to get him out."

The parents had to perform artificial respiration to get Louis breathing again and he was placed in an artificial coma at General Hospital in Innsbruck to allow staff to assess his injuries. The boy is recovering now with is great new but just becareful with snowmen, because they might come and get you!

Wednesday 10th February

Hello!! I want to start todays blog with a moan! I woke up this morning and I was full of cold!! God I hate having colds so I have been trying my best to get rid of it...I am not eating "Fishermen and Friends" and "Strepsils - Sore throat & blocked nose" So I hope goes away soon! Blooming things!!

What is the most strangest thing to use to hit someone or something? Well, A thief reportedly robbed an amusement arcade in Hamelin, Germany by threatening an attendant with a cup of coffee. Ah yes, the good old Coffee cup...What a great thing to use...NOT! The 26-year-old employee was forced to open up the cash register when the man threatened her with the drink he had just ordered! Now What is someone going to do with a cup of coffee...They might throw the cup at you but thats not going to kill you is it! It might cut you a bit but not kill you...Surely!

A local police spokesman said: "He wasn't going to pour coffee over her, he was going to hit her with the cup." Police refused to divulge how much money had been stolen, adding: "We don't want to encourage others to try this." So going to attack someone with a cup of coffee isn't the best thing to do because you'll still get caught by the police...What will be next...A man threating someone with a sponge! Seriously! God there are some odd people out there!

Thursday 11th February

Happy Thursday! Its been another cold day in the hood! Some parts of the UK around the Kent area has seen snow but where I have been and in much of Wales, there has been clear blue skies and sunshine for most of the day which has been nice but this cold is giving me a cold!! But tomorrow is Friday!! Yay!!

Are you thinking ABOUT LOOSING WEIGHT? Well the Worlds Fattest man is sitting down again and he is to disclose his diet tip in an autobiography! Paul Mason, 48, now weighs 49st after shedding 20st to make him eligible for gastric bypass surgery, but is still believed to be the heaviest man alive...So basically in less words, you won't be able ti pick him up! The former postman has now had the band fitted, and is understood to have told staff at Chichester Hospital, West Sussex, about his book plans during his three week stay.

He wants to tell people how he achieved his dramatic weight-loss, and will write all about it in the autobiography, which he is calling The Journey. So if you are thinking about loosing some weight, just wait until this mans book comes out because it might be able to help you...Or maybe not!

I thought I would share some dieting tips of my own with you. You can follow them if you want and I must admit, they do work!
- NOW! Don't be a stupid person a stop eating because you want to loose weight! Drink LOTS of water! As soon as you wake up, gulp down a glass of cool water. It’s a wonderful way to start you day and you only need a lesser quantity of your breakfast drink after that. Water
might make you PEE but it may stop you from eating too much!
- Before you get into the shower, do some stupid DANCE! This will be your exercise before you get clean!
- Go CRAZY eating fruit! The thing is with fruit, it goes into you via your mouth and then it comes back out of you a few hours later! That means that non go into your fat storage tank!
- STOP SNACKING! And don't miss out any meals!
- Go on a long walk everyday!!

Those are my tips...These may keep you going for a while until that man releases his book! We'll see who's is better then!

Friday 12th February

ITS FRIDAY!! THE WEEKEND IS HERE!! ...And I have a bloody cold! Just so you know, the sore throat is going but I am stuck with this cold now and it is making me sound like a someone in their 90's...

Children have now broken up for half term so you'll have them under your feet for a week now, and it is Valentines Day on Sunday! I hope you have brought your loved one something special and I hope your not going to do the mean thing and just buy something from the petrol station on Sunday morning! MAKE SURE YOU BLOODY BUY YOUR GIRL SOMETHING NICE! Don't be mean!

Now, do you like your train journey's? If you do, would you fancy having a ride on the world's longest railway...? Sorry, I have sort of got you excited now but you can only ride the world's longest railway ONLINE! Armchair explorers can now travel the length of Russia's Trans-Siberian railway - at the click of a mouse. Google's Virtual Train combines Google Earth with YouTube video footage to follow the full 5,600 mile journey.

Travellers can cross seven time zones, 12 regions and pass through 87 towns and cities between Moscow and Vladivostok. They can pass the 150 hour journey admiring the views and listening to audio books of Russian classics, such as Leo Tolstoy's War and Peace. Ah you can do so much with this modern technology!

I suppose there is an advantage with this railway, and it is that you won't have to put any clothes on and go to a busy train station.

If you fancy having a ride on the train, click here: http://www.google.ru/intl/ru/landing/transsib/en.html

...Some geeks might get addicted to it! Becareful!

Monday 15th February

HELLO!! Welcome back to Monday, another week and I've got a feeling that this week is going to fly by! So I hope you had a nice weekend and a nice Valentines day too yesterday! I hope your partner treated you to something nice and expensive, if they didn't well I think its time to think about your relationship!

Now, is there something in your life that you use nearly everyday and could save your like? Because a North Las Vegas Police officer reportedly escaped serious injury after a bullet hit his badge on Saturday night. Now as I am a radio presenter and DJ, I don't think the mic will be able to protect me anything...Authorities confirmed that the man only suffered minor injuries after responding to an incident near Losee Road and Deer Springs Way. The 31-year-old officer was struck by the bullet after attempting to stop a "suspicious person" near Deer Springs and McCarran Street.

Apparently, if the man wasn't wearing a badge, he might have died by the shot. So Badges are like armer. So if you work in a shop where you need you wear badges, you'll be OK if someone tired to shot you...Well, you'll be alright if the person aims for the part of your body where the badge is. If it hits anywhere else, well...You know... The Police are now searching for the suspect, who may have been hit after an exchange of gunfire with the officer.

A 51-year-old US man has embraced the Valentine's Day spirit faster than anyone before, giving 7,777 hugs in 24 hours for a new world record. Jeff Ondash, who sought the squeezes under the costumed alter ego Teddy McHuggin, broke the record outside the Paris Las Vegas hotel-casino on the Las Vegas Strip. Mr Ondash said he hoped to become the world's hugging champion to raise money for the American Heart Association during American Heart month. Awwww, that was a nice thing to do on Valentines Day!

Tuesday 16th February

Howdy readers! Today is Pancake Day!! I can't wait for my pancakes at tea time today! Yesterday on the radio, I told you that a dog came into my garden and stolen one of my garden gnomes! I don't like gnomes but I see that one everyday! Good news, I opened my blind this morning in my room and I saw the gnome back on the grass!! The dog owner must have returned it so thank you!

We prefer logging in to making out. Yes, you know what I am talking about here!!

More than 40 percent of Britons would rather go without their partners for a week than live without the Internet for the same period, according to a new poll. The survey also found that 1 in 5 would be more upset about losing their laptop computer than losing the human being who might enjoy sitting on their lap. I have a lovely other half but I also love the internet...So, I'm sorry to say but this poll might be about me...

Lent is coming and lent is the time of the year when we have to give up something...Usually people give up smoking, sex, and moaning but now Church leaders are encouraging people to give up their iPods for Lent, instead of more traditional vices such as chocolate, to help save the planet. I know what you are thinking now because I am thinking the same thing! The Bishop of London, Richard Chartres, and the Bishop of Liverpool, James Jones, are among those calling for a carbon fast for Lent, which starts on Wednesday!

As well as spending a day without using technology such as mobile phones or iPods, the 46 daily suggestions also include eating by candlelight, cutting meat and vegetables thinner so they cook faster and flushing the toilet less often!!! WHO DO THESE PEOPLE THINK WE ARE?! WE'RE NOT PEOPLE FROM 1897!! I think I'll just stick to the modern way of living sorry because doing stuff without technology uses up too much energy!!

Wednesday 17th February

Happy Ash Wednesday! Sorry if I sound so religous in today blog...I won't do it again. Today is also the start of Lent! Lent is the time of the year when you have to give up something. I have decided to give up thinking of something to give up for lent...I did Lent last year...I gave up chocolate for an hour...So I'm not doing it again!

Where would you live if you was made homeless? On the streets? In a box? How about in an igloo??? Well as unemployed Ohio man from has built himself an 'extreme igloo' in his yard - complete with cable TV and surround sound. Wow! This is much better than a box on the streets and maybe a bit better than a house because you don't have to pay tax however, it will be much colder and it may melt! Jimmy Grey, 25, of Aquilla, near Cleveland, said he'd needed a project to keep himself busy.

His four-room igloo has 6ft ceilings and an entertainment room. He powers the TV with an extension cord plugged into an outlet in the garage. He also installed cable television with surround-sound stereo, enabling him and his friends to watch the Superbowl in his icy mansion. I think living in an igloo might be a good place if you are made homeless! I'm shocked that the man hasn't installed heating in the igloo however, heating might melt the snow!

Here’s some good news for booze lovers: Red wine can halt the ageing process – but the bottles of wine should be 100 years old...So you might have to wait a while. The study found that the chemical resveratrol, contained in wine, can kill bad cells which contribute to ageing. However, on the downside, the alcohol would kill you more quickly...Sooooo I don't really know what to do for the best...hmmmm! To reach the conclusion, boffins studied the properties of resveratrol.

The research has focused on yeast where some cells were found to discard bad proteins. So basically, red wine can slow down the age process but it can kill you quicker...

Thursday 18th February

Hello my friends and welcome to Thursdays blog! There is snow here! I don't mind snow as long as I don't have to go out in it and get cold! So today is the day when loads of people starts panicing about the weather...Anyway, some important news now, London Fashion week starts today and its not even Friday or Monday!! I think some people are getting mixed up with the days.

ON THE BRIGHTER SIDE NOW, A baby squirrel has been adopted by a cat - and become best friends with her kitten. Awwwwww! Grab your tissues now...This has to be the nicest story of the year so far. The unlikely pals cuddle up together with 'mum' Tita in Envigado, near Medellin, Colombia. The two baby animals suckle on Tita's milk, scamper about the house and even share a cuddle from time to time. The squirrel was rescued by Ruben Gaviria who found him injured in a local park.

He has been nursing the little rodent back to health with the help of his feline companions. Awwwwwww! How cute is that!

Now, if you are thinking about getting a tattoo, make sure there is no spelling mistakes in it! I don't think you are able to tip-ex mistakes on your body...can you?! If you could, nearly everyone in the world would be thin...Anyway, Jarrod Sammut has revealed that it took him two weeks to realise that his new tattoo has been spelt wrong.

The Australian football player, who plays for Penrith Panthers, said that he was embarrassed when he realised that the "Justify Your Existence" tattoo had been spelt "Justify Your Existance". Thats not a huge mistake but I bet a teacher would notice...Sammut told The Daily Telegraph: "I had a little bit of a giggle about it but there's not much I can do now. I picked out the style and the bloke wrote it down on the tracing pad. I had a quick look at it, I liked the type and shape and I was happy with it. So if you are thinking about getting a tattoo done, make sure the person who is doing your tattoo got an A in English!