04-16-2010, 04:08 PM
omg shame i missed the show 
looking forward to mondays one though .yh i have sun now here to woop summer time is coming
looking forward to mondays one though .yh i have sun now here to woop summer time is coming04-19-2010, 04:17 PM
Monday 19th April
Helloooooo!! Its Monday again!! Woohoo!! ...Why didn't I hear anyone else cheer???? Hmmmmm!! Anyway, I hope you had a nice weekend in the sun!! Once again, I spent more of the weekend in the sun gardening and I am looking nice and brown now...No more milk bottle legs!!
Now loads of people like Google Street view because it means they are on the internet but loads of people hate it!! I don't like it personally because you can't see me!!! I was in hiding but there is this one women who has been photographed 43 times on Google Street View after being inadvertently walking at the same pace as the company's camera car. Seriously, this is true!! I would have loved that!! Terry Southgate, 55, was looking for pictures of himself on the site when he found the consecutive images of his 52-year-old wife Wendy walking their dog Trixie on their usual route.
The fire service worker from Elmswell, Suffolk told The Sun: "It was a surprise when I found Wendy and the dog. Then there she was - over and over again. I counted 43 different shots. Wendy - who is seen glancing at the car in several shots - added: "When Terry showed me I couldn't believe it. I didn't know what it was doing. It was just driving round very, very slowly." I'm feeling VERY VERY Jealous now!! All I can say is LUCKY HER!
Now, do you have any skeletons in closet?? Well George Washington does because apparently, he owes an inflation-adjusted library fine of $300,000 (£197,000) for failing to return two books!! OUCH!! According to New York Daily News, the first president - who passed away in 1799 - took out two books from the New York Society Library but never game them back.
Head librarian Mark Bartlett joked: "We're not actively pursuing the overdue fines. But we would be very happy if we were able to get the books back. It's hard to know what could have happened. There are as many questions for us as there are answers." The two books borrowed on October 5, 1789 were treatise on international relations Law Of Nations and volume 12 of Commons Debates.
The discovery that the books may still owed was first made in 1934, when a ledger was found among rubbish in the library's basement showing that the tomes had been taken out by "President". The books were due back on November 2, 1789 but the returned column had been left empty. When the 14-volume Commons Debates compendium was recently found, the 12th volume taken out by Washington was missing. NOW, What will happen if that was one of us!? He's setting a bad example!!
Helloooooo!! Its Monday again!! Woohoo!! ...Why didn't I hear anyone else cheer???? Hmmmmm!! Anyway, I hope you had a nice weekend in the sun!! Once again, I spent more of the weekend in the sun gardening and I am looking nice and brown now...No more milk bottle legs!!
Now loads of people like Google Street view because it means they are on the internet but loads of people hate it!! I don't like it personally because you can't see me!!! I was in hiding but there is this one women who has been photographed 43 times on Google Street View after being inadvertently walking at the same pace as the company's camera car. Seriously, this is true!! I would have loved that!! Terry Southgate, 55, was looking for pictures of himself on the site when he found the consecutive images of his 52-year-old wife Wendy walking their dog Trixie on their usual route.
The fire service worker from Elmswell, Suffolk told The Sun: "It was a surprise when I found Wendy and the dog. Then there she was - over and over again. I counted 43 different shots. Wendy - who is seen glancing at the car in several shots - added: "When Terry showed me I couldn't believe it. I didn't know what it was doing. It was just driving round very, very slowly." I'm feeling VERY VERY Jealous now!! All I can say is LUCKY HER!
Now, do you have any skeletons in closet?? Well George Washington does because apparently, he owes an inflation-adjusted library fine of $300,000 (£197,000) for failing to return two books!! OUCH!! According to New York Daily News, the first president - who passed away in 1799 - took out two books from the New York Society Library but never game them back.
Head librarian Mark Bartlett joked: "We're not actively pursuing the overdue fines. But we would be very happy if we were able to get the books back. It's hard to know what could have happened. There are as many questions for us as there are answers." The two books borrowed on October 5, 1789 were treatise on international relations Law Of Nations and volume 12 of Commons Debates.
The discovery that the books may still owed was first made in 1934, when a ledger was found among rubbish in the library's basement showing that the tomes had been taken out by "President". The books were due back on November 2, 1789 but the returned column had been left empty. When the 14-volume Commons Debates compendium was recently found, the 12th volume taken out by Washington was missing. NOW, What will happen if that was one of us!? He's setting a bad example!!
04-20-2010, 04:03 PM
Tuesday 20th April
Happpppy Tuesday!! The sun is out and so are my legs...Yeah, thats why there are some clouds in the sky! Anyway, don't worry about my legs, just worry about this blog! News is out today saying that its not just us humans who are MAD about the ipad! Apple's iPad has become very popular with America's most technologically cool cats.
YouTube has posted more than 385 videos of kitties playing with the world's most expensive cat toy. Wow! I am shocked that cats like it because there is no mouse!! Don't believe me that cats love the ipad too...Well click here! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9NP-AeKX...r_embedded ...Believe me now?!
Good news now, Fourteen Scottish hedgehogs that became too fat to protect themselves are being returned to the wild after spending weeks on a strict diet. The animals pigged out on cat food (there are those cats again!) at the rescue center where they spent a cold snap. They had become so bloated that they couldn't curl into a ball to hide from predators. So they were put on a diet and they had their very own gym...I Guess!! Lets hope they don't go down their old roots again!
PAVEMENTS ARE DANGEROUS!!! Seriously, they ARE!! Two people were taken to hospital after an explosion in a city street. The two pedestrians were walking along Fairfax Street in Coventry at about 2.45pm when the blast came from beneath the pavement. DON'T LAUGH and say "This can't be true", because it is! The explosion was caused by an electrical problem known as a "joint failure", Central Networks power distribution company said. So next time you are walking into town, my advice to you is walk on the road instead of the pavement but make sure you don't get run over!
Do you go to church? Do you LOVE God?? Well, here is something here for you! A Bible app for smartphones has already been downloaded 400,000 times since its launch a month ago. The YouVersion Bible allows users to access the Good Book in its entirety - for instant, searchable scripture on the go. SERIOUSLY! This is true! Mobile app store GetJar confirmed the free app has been one of its most popular downloads in the last month. Soon there will be no need for anything soon!
Happpppy Tuesday!! The sun is out and so are my legs...Yeah, thats why there are some clouds in the sky! Anyway, don't worry about my legs, just worry about this blog! News is out today saying that its not just us humans who are MAD about the ipad! Apple's iPad has become very popular with America's most technologically cool cats.
YouTube has posted more than 385 videos of kitties playing with the world's most expensive cat toy. Wow! I am shocked that cats like it because there is no mouse!! Don't believe me that cats love the ipad too...Well click here! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9NP-AeKX...r_embedded ...Believe me now?!
Good news now, Fourteen Scottish hedgehogs that became too fat to protect themselves are being returned to the wild after spending weeks on a strict diet. The animals pigged out on cat food (there are those cats again!) at the rescue center where they spent a cold snap. They had become so bloated that they couldn't curl into a ball to hide from predators. So they were put on a diet and they had their very own gym...I Guess!! Lets hope they don't go down their old roots again!
PAVEMENTS ARE DANGEROUS!!! Seriously, they ARE!! Two people were taken to hospital after an explosion in a city street. The two pedestrians were walking along Fairfax Street in Coventry at about 2.45pm when the blast came from beneath the pavement. DON'T LAUGH and say "This can't be true", because it is! The explosion was caused by an electrical problem known as a "joint failure", Central Networks power distribution company said. So next time you are walking into town, my advice to you is walk on the road instead of the pavement but make sure you don't get run over!
Do you go to church? Do you LOVE God?? Well, here is something here for you! A Bible app for smartphones has already been downloaded 400,000 times since its launch a month ago. The YouVersion Bible allows users to access the Good Book in its entirety - for instant, searchable scripture on the go. SERIOUSLY! This is true! Mobile app store GetJar confirmed the free app has been one of its most popular downloads in the last month. Soon there will be no need for anything soon!
04-21-2010, 04:13 PM
Wednesday 21st April
Helloooooo readers! Welcome to another sunny afternoon here in the UK!! I think its time to get the BBQ out again!! This is wonderful beer garden weather too!! Also the skies aren't as clear now because the planes are back running and they are making their trails again!!! Boooo!! Tell you what, it was nice to see a plane in the sky this morning for the first time in ages!
A water aerobics class at an Australian holiday park was delayed when a 1.5-metre crocodile was found in the swimming pool. Yeah, this is true! Staff at the Howard Springs Holiday Park on the outskirts of Darwin discovered the creature half an hour before the class was due to start. So next time you go to your local pool, check whats in the water before you get in...You never know what might be in there... The park's manager Geoff Thompson said: "We went down like normal to check the pools out - chlorine and test them, give them a scoop out. On Tuesdays and Thursdays the local ladies of Howard Springs do their water aerobics. And there was a crocodile in there.
"They were all there waiting for the ranger to collect it and once he got it out of the water they started their aerobics." So some how a crocodile ended up in a swimming pool...I bet you think I'm joking...I AM NOT! Just so you now, the crocodile is now out of that pool and it will be taken back to the wild.
Here is something for all mums to be...Make sure you don't go over the top in spoiling your kid! Because Little Thai Dickenson is only 16 months old... but he’s got a wardrobe full of designer gear so flashy it would put David Beckham to shame. Label-loving mum Suzanne has splashed out more than £12,000 on gifts and designer clobber for him...Shocked yet??? Well your about to get even more shocked!! His £2,000 clothes collection includes £80 Dior cardigans, £28 Dolce & Gabbana T-shirts, and £50 pairs of Ugg boots.
Then there’s the thousands of pounds worth of toys stuffed into his playroom. Oh, and his first birthday party, which cost an incredible £2,500. As a baby, Thai would sleep like royalty in a custom-made crib shipped in from Germany for £350 and he travels in style with a choice of three designer pushchairs each costing £500. Former cleaner Suzanne, 39, scrimps and saves all year round to make sure Thai has the very best of everything. And she says it’s worth every penny. OK! Whatever...I wonder what this kid is going to be like as a teenager...
Helloooooo readers! Welcome to another sunny afternoon here in the UK!! I think its time to get the BBQ out again!! This is wonderful beer garden weather too!! Also the skies aren't as clear now because the planes are back running and they are making their trails again!!! Boooo!! Tell you what, it was nice to see a plane in the sky this morning for the first time in ages!
A water aerobics class at an Australian holiday park was delayed when a 1.5-metre crocodile was found in the swimming pool. Yeah, this is true! Staff at the Howard Springs Holiday Park on the outskirts of Darwin discovered the creature half an hour before the class was due to start. So next time you go to your local pool, check whats in the water before you get in...You never know what might be in there... The park's manager Geoff Thompson said: "We went down like normal to check the pools out - chlorine and test them, give them a scoop out. On Tuesdays and Thursdays the local ladies of Howard Springs do their water aerobics. And there was a crocodile in there.
"They were all there waiting for the ranger to collect it and once he got it out of the water they started their aerobics." So some how a crocodile ended up in a swimming pool...I bet you think I'm joking...I AM NOT! Just so you now, the crocodile is now out of that pool and it will be taken back to the wild.
Here is something for all mums to be...Make sure you don't go over the top in spoiling your kid! Because Little Thai Dickenson is only 16 months old... but he’s got a wardrobe full of designer gear so flashy it would put David Beckham to shame. Label-loving mum Suzanne has splashed out more than £12,000 on gifts and designer clobber for him...Shocked yet??? Well your about to get even more shocked!! His £2,000 clothes collection includes £80 Dior cardigans, £28 Dolce & Gabbana T-shirts, and £50 pairs of Ugg boots.
Then there’s the thousands of pounds worth of toys stuffed into his playroom. Oh, and his first birthday party, which cost an incredible £2,500. As a baby, Thai would sleep like royalty in a custom-made crib shipped in from Germany for £350 and he travels in style with a choice of three designer pushchairs each costing £500. Former cleaner Suzanne, 39, scrimps and saves all year round to make sure Thai has the very best of everything. And she says it’s worth every penny. OK! Whatever...I wonder what this kid is going to be like as a teenager...
04-22-2010, 02:44 PM
Thursday 22nd April
HELLOOOOOO!! Its been another warm day here in the UK and I was stripped off once again!! Anyway, lets get on with the blog! Now, drinking Coke is bad for you claim some people but apparently, it can now save your life...Thats if you are on fire mind you! Because when a man who accidentally set himself on fire while using petrol to light a bonfire was saved when his teenage son sprayed him with a bottle of Coca Cola. Yeah!! So without that bottle of Coke, the man might be have been killed by the fire!
Andrew Wythe, 52, was completely engulfed in flames when a spark ignited fumes from the petrol bottle, causing it to explode and setting his arms, chest, neck and ears alight. But he was saved when his son Nicholas, 15, shook up a two-litre bottle of Coke, aimed it at his father and opened the lid, using the force of the fizzy pop erupting from the bottle to put out the flames. The father of two, from Mullion, near Helston, Cornwall, was rushed to a burns unit where he was treated for injuries and told he would need skin grafts. So there we go! My advice to you is that if you ever see someone on fire and you have a bottle of coke to hand, USE IT!! That might just save their life!
Old people can be mistaken for BAD people...Because there is news out today about armed police swooped on a man they suspected of carrying a shotgun, BUT only to find out it was a walking stick!! Now how does a walking stick look like a gun!? Andy Berry, 29, walked out of a Co-Op store near his home in Ipswich, Suffolk, to find police marksmen pointing guns at him. Apparently, the firearms officers had been called after a member of the public rang 999 claiming Mr Berry had carried a weapon into the branch on Monday morning!! This is true so you know!
"I came out of the shop to be confronted by them and thought 'what the hell is going on?'", said Mr Berry "It was very scary. To see five police officers pointing guns at you is pretty scary - I just froze to the spot." Mr Berry had been carrying the walking stick to give to a friend. "The stick is black and I was carrying it horizontally like an umbrella - as opposed to walking with it - but even so it's clearly not a gun!" he said. Soooo, walking sticks can be mistaken for weapons!! If you have a walking stick, BECAREFUL!
HELLOOOOOO!! Its been another warm day here in the UK and I was stripped off once again!! Anyway, lets get on with the blog! Now, drinking Coke is bad for you claim some people but apparently, it can now save your life...Thats if you are on fire mind you! Because when a man who accidentally set himself on fire while using petrol to light a bonfire was saved when his teenage son sprayed him with a bottle of Coca Cola. Yeah!! So without that bottle of Coke, the man might be have been killed by the fire!
Andrew Wythe, 52, was completely engulfed in flames when a spark ignited fumes from the petrol bottle, causing it to explode and setting his arms, chest, neck and ears alight. But he was saved when his son Nicholas, 15, shook up a two-litre bottle of Coke, aimed it at his father and opened the lid, using the force of the fizzy pop erupting from the bottle to put out the flames. The father of two, from Mullion, near Helston, Cornwall, was rushed to a burns unit where he was treated for injuries and told he would need skin grafts. So there we go! My advice to you is that if you ever see someone on fire and you have a bottle of coke to hand, USE IT!! That might just save their life!
Old people can be mistaken for BAD people...Because there is news out today about armed police swooped on a man they suspected of carrying a shotgun, BUT only to find out it was a walking stick!! Now how does a walking stick look like a gun!? Andy Berry, 29, walked out of a Co-Op store near his home in Ipswich, Suffolk, to find police marksmen pointing guns at him. Apparently, the firearms officers had been called after a member of the public rang 999 claiming Mr Berry had carried a weapon into the branch on Monday morning!! This is true so you know!
"I came out of the shop to be confronted by them and thought 'what the hell is going on?'", said Mr Berry "It was very scary. To see five police officers pointing guns at you is pretty scary - I just froze to the spot." Mr Berry had been carrying the walking stick to give to a friend. "The stick is black and I was carrying it horizontally like an umbrella - as opposed to walking with it - but even so it's clearly not a gun!" he said. Soooo, walking sticks can be mistaken for weapons!! If you have a walking stick, BECAREFUL!
04-23-2010, 04:19 PM
Friday 23rd April
Yaya!! Its FRIDAY at last!! Let the weekend begin and the weather looks promising for tomorrow...Now I want to start todays blog with a STRANGE moan...I think I have knocked my nose out of place!! Seriously, I think I have because it really hurts and I can feel a lump on the side of it! Before you ask, I DON'T KNOW what I did...I must have banged it on the wall in the middle of the night...If the pain gets worser, looks like I'll be going to see a doctor!
Anyway, thats enough from me...Before I type anymore, HAPPY ST GEORGE'S DAY! I know its afternoon now but better late than never! Now, apparently text messaging has become the preferred method of communication for most teenagers, with one in three teens sending more than 100 texts a day, a new survey says. Three-quarters of 12- to 17-year-olds own cell phones, up from 45 percent in 2004, and daily text messaging to friends has increased rapidly in recent years. So basically, kids would rather text than talking face to face...I must admit texting has saved my life because people who I think look horrible, I can text them instead talking to them face to face!
Have you ever reported something to police and they did nothing about??? Want to know why?? Well...Apparently hundreds of police officers have been injured over the past five years... by their radios. So basically, the officer you might have spoke to could have been deaf! Thats why nothing was done! Screeching feedback through the earpiece has damaged their hearing, some permanently, according to a study by the Police Review magazine. Some 613 officers around the UK have reported having their hearing damaged by police radio screeches. NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DEAF PEOPLE OFFICERS!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, its a hairy pig...First we had the pig that had the face of a monkey and now we've got pigs that look like sheeps! The three rare woolly sheep pigs have just arrived at a UK zoo as part of a programme to help save the breed from extinction. Seriously, this is true...Sounds odd doesn't it! The cute curly coated Mangalitza piggies, which look just like sheep, are now a dying breed. They originate from Austria and Hungary but are similar to the native Lincolnshire curly coat breed which died out in Britain 40 years ago.
Experts at Tropical Wings zoo in Essex hope they can help the special breed of pigs survive. WoooooW!! What ever next hey!! Anyway, thats the blog done for this week! Its now heading down the pub!! Back Monday! Have a nice weekend! x
Yaya!! Its FRIDAY at last!! Let the weekend begin and the weather looks promising for tomorrow...Now I want to start todays blog with a STRANGE moan...I think I have knocked my nose out of place!! Seriously, I think I have because it really hurts and I can feel a lump on the side of it! Before you ask, I DON'T KNOW what I did...I must have banged it on the wall in the middle of the night...If the pain gets worser, looks like I'll be going to see a doctor!
Anyway, thats enough from me...Before I type anymore, HAPPY ST GEORGE'S DAY! I know its afternoon now but better late than never! Now, apparently text messaging has become the preferred method of communication for most teenagers, with one in three teens sending more than 100 texts a day, a new survey says. Three-quarters of 12- to 17-year-olds own cell phones, up from 45 percent in 2004, and daily text messaging to friends has increased rapidly in recent years. So basically, kids would rather text than talking face to face...I must admit texting has saved my life because people who I think look horrible, I can text them instead talking to them face to face!
Have you ever reported something to police and they did nothing about??? Want to know why?? Well...Apparently hundreds of police officers have been injured over the past five years... by their radios. So basically, the officer you might have spoke to could have been deaf! Thats why nothing was done! Screeching feedback through the earpiece has damaged their hearing, some permanently, according to a study by the Police Review magazine. Some 613 officers around the UK have reported having their hearing damaged by police radio screeches. NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DEAF PEOPLE OFFICERS!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, its a hairy pig...First we had the pig that had the face of a monkey and now we've got pigs that look like sheeps! The three rare woolly sheep pigs have just arrived at a UK zoo as part of a programme to help save the breed from extinction. Seriously, this is true...Sounds odd doesn't it! The cute curly coated Mangalitza piggies, which look just like sheep, are now a dying breed. They originate from Austria and Hungary but are similar to the native Lincolnshire curly coat breed which died out in Britain 40 years ago.
Experts at Tropical Wings zoo in Essex hope they can help the special breed of pigs survive. WoooooW!! What ever next hey!! Anyway, thats the blog done for this week! Its now heading down the pub!! Back Monday! Have a nice weekend! x
04-26-2010, 04:27 PM
Monday 26th April
...After a few drinks and a great weekend on the town, the BIG blog returns!! Hello I'm Thin Casey and here it is...THE BLOG! Who needs the news when this is here I promise you, I WILL NOT mention anything about the elections because those odd men are starting to do my head in!! Everytime I watch the news, there is something about them!! Grrrrr!!
There is scary news out today, Scientist Stephen Hawking fears aliens in giant spaceships may one day terrorise earth. Whatever this man says is true because Stephen is sooooooooo brainy! I don't know how he does it to tell you truth! My brain is NOTHING compared to his! Apparently, the physicist said extraterrestrials almost certainly exist on other planets. Professor Hawking, 68, an expert on the universe who wrote A Brief History of Time, warns that jealous aliens could one day want to steal Earth's resources. This is serious stuff you know!! Prof Hawking says aliens probably will not just exist on planets or be roaming through space but will also live in the centre of stars. People, there is really something out there!!! YOUR MUM could be an alien!! Stephen Hawking's said we must NEVER try and make contact with the aliens or there will be trouble...DON'T START WORRYING PEOPLE, because I don't think Aliens can understand English!
Have you ever brought something in the shops and when you got it home, it was all moldie and gone off??? Well soon, a packaging will be coming out that could prevent that from ever happening again! Smart plastic wrappers could in future let shoppers know when fruit and veg is ripe and fresh enough to buy. Scientists are developing hi-tech packaging capable of testing the quality of groceries. The idea is to incorporate sensors into mass-produced plastic materials that "sniff out" chemicals. This has to be the BEST thing invented TODAY!!
So the London Marathon was yesterday, did you run it??? Or did you just watch it on TV??? To tell you the truth, I did neither! I couldn't find the effort to push the ON button on the TV!! Anyway, World records fell thick and fast at the London Marathon as runners dressed as cartoon characters, super heroes and leprechauns crossed the finish line.
The first home was David Ross, 42, from Sutton, dressed as Fred Flintstone and brandishing an inflatable club. His time of three hours, seven minutes and 34 seconds earned him the title of fastest cartoon character. There we go!! Write that one down and tell everyone you know!! That was no JOKE!
...After a few drinks and a great weekend on the town, the BIG blog returns!! Hello I'm Thin Casey and here it is...THE BLOG! Who needs the news when this is here I promise you, I WILL NOT mention anything about the elections because those odd men are starting to do my head in!! Everytime I watch the news, there is something about them!! Grrrrr!!
There is scary news out today, Scientist Stephen Hawking fears aliens in giant spaceships may one day terrorise earth. Whatever this man says is true because Stephen is sooooooooo brainy! I don't know how he does it to tell you truth! My brain is NOTHING compared to his! Apparently, the physicist said extraterrestrials almost certainly exist on other planets. Professor Hawking, 68, an expert on the universe who wrote A Brief History of Time, warns that jealous aliens could one day want to steal Earth's resources. This is serious stuff you know!! Prof Hawking says aliens probably will not just exist on planets or be roaming through space but will also live in the centre of stars. People, there is really something out there!!! YOUR MUM could be an alien!! Stephen Hawking's said we must NEVER try and make contact with the aliens or there will be trouble...DON'T START WORRYING PEOPLE, because I don't think Aliens can understand English!
Have you ever brought something in the shops and when you got it home, it was all moldie and gone off??? Well soon, a packaging will be coming out that could prevent that from ever happening again! Smart plastic wrappers could in future let shoppers know when fruit and veg is ripe and fresh enough to buy. Scientists are developing hi-tech packaging capable of testing the quality of groceries. The idea is to incorporate sensors into mass-produced plastic materials that "sniff out" chemicals. This has to be the BEST thing invented TODAY!!
So the London Marathon was yesterday, did you run it??? Or did you just watch it on TV??? To tell you the truth, I did neither! I couldn't find the effort to push the ON button on the TV!! Anyway, World records fell thick and fast at the London Marathon as runners dressed as cartoon characters, super heroes and leprechauns crossed the finish line.
The first home was David Ross, 42, from Sutton, dressed as Fred Flintstone and brandishing an inflatable club. His time of three hours, seven minutes and 34 seconds earned him the title of fastest cartoon character. There we go!! Write that one down and tell everyone you know!! That was no JOKE!
04-27-2010, 03:35 PM
Tuesday 27th April
Hello my lovely readers and thank you for reading my blog!! Here you'll find all the best news and here is something for you...Police in Australia reportedly spent a night looking for a group of supposedly missing fishermen before they were found in a pub. The alarm was raised after the group failed to come home after telling family members that they would return to Bynoe Harbour yesterday afternoon. Duty superintendent John Ginnane of Northern Territory Police said: "Frantic family members contacted us and we spent a bit of time trying to work out where they were and found them at the pub enjoying the ambience." Now you might have seen on the news, a Oil rig has blown up and some people are STILL missing...I wonder where they are now...??
When you gotta go, you gotta go!! Even after committing a crime. A 43-year-old man was charged with robbery in Suffolk, Va., after allegedly knocking off a convenience store. Cops caught him minutes later -- urinating behind the store, still with the stolen cash. So my advice to any robbers, make sure you go before you leave home! I mean what would you have done if you broke into a shop in the middle of the night to get cash??? You wouldn't hang around would you!!
Here is something completely true and nuts to tell you the truth...Little Aidan Fyfe is already a strapping lad in his mum's eyes - even though he is just 14 months old!! SERIOUSLY!! Hand on heart, this is true!Britain's shortest mother Amanda Moore, 25, had Aidan by caesarean section in February last year. She has osteogenesis imperfecta and is just 3ft 1in tall. But because the brittle bone condition has left her unable to stand, Aidan already towers over her at 2ft 6in. He also tips the scales at 22lb - nearly half of her 4st weight. And Amanda reckons the toddler, who has not inherited her condition, could end up being as tall as his 6ft 1in dad Steven Fyfe, 20...I wonder how she knows that...
Have ever wanted to know why there is loads of BIG people in the world these days??? Well apparently Getting depressed can drive a person to chocolate, research suggests. A US study of 931 men and women found a strong association between chocolate consumption and mood. Participants with signs of depression ate 8.4 servings of chocolate per month on average, while non-depressed individuals restricted themselves to 5.4 servings.
Hello my lovely readers and thank you for reading my blog!! Here you'll find all the best news and here is something for you...Police in Australia reportedly spent a night looking for a group of supposedly missing fishermen before they were found in a pub. The alarm was raised after the group failed to come home after telling family members that they would return to Bynoe Harbour yesterday afternoon. Duty superintendent John Ginnane of Northern Territory Police said: "Frantic family members contacted us and we spent a bit of time trying to work out where they were and found them at the pub enjoying the ambience." Now you might have seen on the news, a Oil rig has blown up and some people are STILL missing...I wonder where they are now...??
When you gotta go, you gotta go!! Even after committing a crime. A 43-year-old man was charged with robbery in Suffolk, Va., after allegedly knocking off a convenience store. Cops caught him minutes later -- urinating behind the store, still with the stolen cash. So my advice to any robbers, make sure you go before you leave home! I mean what would you have done if you broke into a shop in the middle of the night to get cash??? You wouldn't hang around would you!!
Here is something completely true and nuts to tell you the truth...Little Aidan Fyfe is already a strapping lad in his mum's eyes - even though he is just 14 months old!! SERIOUSLY!! Hand on heart, this is true!Britain's shortest mother Amanda Moore, 25, had Aidan by caesarean section in February last year. She has osteogenesis imperfecta and is just 3ft 1in tall. But because the brittle bone condition has left her unable to stand, Aidan already towers over her at 2ft 6in. He also tips the scales at 22lb - nearly half of her 4st weight. And Amanda reckons the toddler, who has not inherited her condition, could end up being as tall as his 6ft 1in dad Steven Fyfe, 20...I wonder how she knows that...
Have ever wanted to know why there is loads of BIG people in the world these days??? Well apparently Getting depressed can drive a person to chocolate, research suggests. A US study of 931 men and women found a strong association between chocolate consumption and mood. Participants with signs of depression ate 8.4 servings of chocolate per month on average, while non-depressed individuals restricted themselves to 5.4 servings.
04-28-2010, 04:26 PM
Wednesday 28th April
Afternoon my Wednesday readers!! What has happened to the sun today...Where I am, its been cloudy all day!! I miss the sun but at least its been warm! From today, there are 8 days until the BIG election and then we'll be hearing normal stuff on the TV instead of those grown men who act like babies!! So whats happening in news world today...Nothing much...
How noisy are your neighbours?? Can you hear them shouting or singing in the bath??? Well apparently, at least three million UK adults currently suffer from noisy neighbours but more than a third fail to take action, according to research. Loud voices or arguing from the neighbours was the most disturbing noise (58%), followed by blaring music or televisions (40%), the poll for Which? Legal Service found. Also, a quarter (26%) of those affected were disturbed by doors slamming, 15% had suffered due to regular parties and 3% had heard their neighbours having sex. Christ you must have thin walls if you can hear them doing that!! Lets hope your kids never say to you "mummy, daddy, want are they doing next door?"
I spoke about these on my show a while back, but if you missed it, here it is again...Just for you! A US designer has come up with an invention that covers up your 'butt cleavage' when wearing low-rise jeans. Seriously this is true and its going to destory my fun because I love looking at women who wear those jeans. Apparently, a woman called Kimberly Brewer has created the Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield, an adhesive fabric patch that's applied directly to the skin on the lower back. She came up with the idea while sporting her favourite jeans, which exposed too much of her 'gluteal cleft' whenever she sat or bent over.
Made of hypo-allergenic denim and decorated with studs and rhinestones, the patches come in several colours and designs including butterflies, flowers, hearts and peace signs. The BGCS can be bought online from Ms Brewer's Kimberlily site at http://www.kimberlilyonline.com <<< Have a look women if you want to get your hands on one...Maybe these can be used for men too who always have builders bums!
There are some sad people out there who would do anything just to get in the record books. Take this for an example, Chefs have have whipped up the world's biggest omelette. Cooks in Canino, Italy, used 1,500 eggs, 100 kilos of asparagus and used seven litres of olive oil to fry the six foot wide creation in a giant pan. Then, after its dimensions had been verified by Guinness World Records officials, they cut up the smack to serve it it spectators. One fan told the Austrian Times: "It was delicious and it's quite something to have eaten part of a world record." SAD yes, but at least they ate it otherwise, that would have been a complete waste of food!
Afternoon my Wednesday readers!! What has happened to the sun today...Where I am, its been cloudy all day!! I miss the sun but at least its been warm! From today, there are 8 days until the BIG election and then we'll be hearing normal stuff on the TV instead of those grown men who act like babies!! So whats happening in news world today...Nothing much...
How noisy are your neighbours?? Can you hear them shouting or singing in the bath??? Well apparently, at least three million UK adults currently suffer from noisy neighbours but more than a third fail to take action, according to research. Loud voices or arguing from the neighbours was the most disturbing noise (58%), followed by blaring music or televisions (40%), the poll for Which? Legal Service found. Also, a quarter (26%) of those affected were disturbed by doors slamming, 15% had suffered due to regular parties and 3% had heard their neighbours having sex. Christ you must have thin walls if you can hear them doing that!! Lets hope your kids never say to you "mummy, daddy, want are they doing next door?"
I spoke about these on my show a while back, but if you missed it, here it is again...Just for you! A US designer has come up with an invention that covers up your 'butt cleavage' when wearing low-rise jeans. Seriously this is true and its going to destory my fun because I love looking at women who wear those jeans. Apparently, a woman called Kimberly Brewer has created the Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield, an adhesive fabric patch that's applied directly to the skin on the lower back. She came up with the idea while sporting her favourite jeans, which exposed too much of her 'gluteal cleft' whenever she sat or bent over.
Made of hypo-allergenic denim and decorated with studs and rhinestones, the patches come in several colours and designs including butterflies, flowers, hearts and peace signs. The BGCS can be bought online from Ms Brewer's Kimberlily site at http://www.kimberlilyonline.com <<< Have a look women if you want to get your hands on one...Maybe these can be used for men too who always have builders bums!
There are some sad people out there who would do anything just to get in the record books. Take this for an example, Chefs have have whipped up the world's biggest omelette. Cooks in Canino, Italy, used 1,500 eggs, 100 kilos of asparagus and used seven litres of olive oil to fry the six foot wide creation in a giant pan. Then, after its dimensions had been verified by Guinness World Records officials, they cut up the smack to serve it it spectators. One fan told the Austrian Times: "It was delicious and it's quite something to have eaten part of a world record." SAD yes, but at least they ate it otherwise, that would have been a complete waste of food!
04-29-2010, 02:50 PM
Thursday 29th April
Hello Thursday Readers!! I need to start the blog saying...I AM WET!!...I'm not being rude, its blooming raining!! Where has the summer gone??? Please please don't say we have had it for one year!!
Lily Allen has declared that winning a Brit award meant "absolutely nothing" to her! ‘Absolutely nothing’ isn’t a phrase you’d normally hear her say – especially is someone asks her what she wants to drink.
Police in Lincoln, Nebraska are searching for a man who entered a Convenience Store with a knife and a head wrapped in toilet paper, and demanded money. The man with toilet paper all over his face - took an unspecified amount of money from the store's safe, before fleeing on foot. Surely you'll need to do is look for a man who likes to cover his face in toilet roll...Or in other words, I complete nutter! A Lincoln police sniffer dog was dispatched to try and track down the suspect - but discovered only a trail of sheets of toilet paper, which eventually ran out. The suspect is still at large. Look, I bet these police people used the wrong police dog – Should have tried an Andrex puppy!! He would have found the man!!
Scientists are claiming that drinking too much fizzy pop can speed up the ageing process So, why not bring out a range of fizzy drinks that celebrate the fact
Here's some I made up earlier…
• "77-Up"
• "Croaker-Cola"
• "Ranta" - It's like Fanta, but for permanently annoyed pensioners
• "Wilt" - Lilt for saggy oldies
• "Lucazaged"
• "Whinger Beer"
• "Old People's Red Bull" - It doesn't give you Wings, but it does give you enough energy to stay awake through "Midsomer Murders"
Reports out today say High Street Bank staff have been criticized for the poor way they deal with customer complaints. But, it’s no wonder counter staff aren’t into their jobs much – Think about it...
Don't you just love it when rumours spend fast! KATY PERRY has spoken out to clear up reports she's using hypnotherapy to help her quit smoking ahead of her wedding - insisting the story is "weird" and a "made up" tabloid rumour.
Hello Thursday Readers!! I need to start the blog saying...I AM WET!!...I'm not being rude, its blooming raining!! Where has the summer gone??? Please please don't say we have had it for one year!!
Lily Allen has declared that winning a Brit award meant "absolutely nothing" to her! ‘Absolutely nothing’ isn’t a phrase you’d normally hear her say – especially is someone asks her what she wants to drink.
Police in Lincoln, Nebraska are searching for a man who entered a Convenience Store with a knife and a head wrapped in toilet paper, and demanded money. The man with toilet paper all over his face - took an unspecified amount of money from the store's safe, before fleeing on foot. Surely you'll need to do is look for a man who likes to cover his face in toilet roll...Or in other words, I complete nutter! A Lincoln police sniffer dog was dispatched to try and track down the suspect - but discovered only a trail of sheets of toilet paper, which eventually ran out. The suspect is still at large. Look, I bet these police people used the wrong police dog – Should have tried an Andrex puppy!! He would have found the man!!
Scientists are claiming that drinking too much fizzy pop can speed up the ageing process So, why not bring out a range of fizzy drinks that celebrate the fact
Here's some I made up earlier…
• "77-Up"
• "Croaker-Cola"
• "Ranta" - It's like Fanta, but for permanently annoyed pensioners
• "Wilt" - Lilt for saggy oldies
• "Lucazaged"
• "Whinger Beer"
• "Old People's Red Bull" - It doesn't give you Wings, but it does give you enough energy to stay awake through "Midsomer Murders"
Reports out today say High Street Bank staff have been criticized for the poor way they deal with customer complaints. But, it’s no wonder counter staff aren’t into their jobs much – Think about it...
Don't you just love it when rumours spend fast! KATY PERRY has spoken out to clear up reports she's using hypnotherapy to help her quit smoking ahead of her wedding - insisting the story is "weird" and a "made up" tabloid rumour.